how to look cute once you've birthed a baby:
cute hairstyles that are easy, fo shizz
under eye make-up...it pays to pay for the nice stuff
double extend mascara
a basic white eyeshadow
this "style" isn't exclusive to just new mama's
this is kind of universal how to look cute
these things are key if you want to look descent in public after making the ultimate bodily sacrifice.
if you don't care...don't worry, it's your perogative after pushing out a giant baby.
i'm pretty sure you have an out for the next 12 months
but no one takes the whole 12 months.
eventually you will care about feeling cute again on the outside.
right about now i'm having haircut remorse.
i chopped a good 4 inches off before i had mr.jj, thinking that it would be easier to manage.
i'm an idiot.
all i can do is wear my hair up and now it looks extra lame
because my hair isn't long enough to wear on top of my head
like all the cool kids are.
(i just wear a dumb bun like the mom/son from psyhco)
and it takes way too much arm strength to straighten.
i don't have the type of hair that you
this mexican mop needs to be tamed.
don't believe it?
am i hiding a small pet in there?
(jic the answer is no...but i could if i wanted)
i pretty promise (or is that pretty please?)
that i'll take an outfit pic...on sunday in fact.
we're blessing the chunky monkey
(you will DIE when you see his little blessing outfit, it's soooo cute)
and i used my womanly charms to convince my husband to buy
me a new dress.
that's to be continued.